Pre-loved rocket boots. Used once only, great fuel economy. Can be flown on a permit & suitable for Instrument Flight Rules. Will run on washing up water with special additive. Max bodyweight 5 tons. Replete with perfumed extinguisher to dampen boot smoulder and freshen linings. Only one previous owner who has not been since taking off for the moon but embedded homing device* meant boots returned safely on their own!
*and sat nav providing wearer does not fly too close to Sun which can also induce boot smoulder
£POA additive is extra at £15/litre when available
currently out of stock
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